Aussies To Be Fast-Tracked At UK Airports, So Go Enjoy A Warm Beer And Bad Weather Quicker

Australian's will soon be able to get through British immigration a bit quicker upon arrival. Aussie passport holders will soon be able to use the ePassport gates when arriving in the UK, which makes getting through immigration a hell of a lot easier and quicker. The announcement comes as part of the United Kingdom's 2018 Budget, as revealed yesterday by Chancellor to the Exchequer Philip Hammond. Along with Australian passport holders, travellers from the US, Canada, New Zealand and Japan wi

Klay Thompson, Very Good At Basketball, Just Dropped Ten 3-Pointers In A Half

There is some serious piss-taking going on right now in the NBA. The Golden State Warriors just had their highest scoring first half in NBA franchise history - dropping 94 points against the Chicago Bulls. Klay Thompson was the main piss-taker, tying the NBA record for 3-pointers in a half by dropping TEN from beyond the arc. The NBA record for 3-pointers in a game currently belongs to Thompson teammate Steph Curry who once dropped 13 three's against the New Orleans Pelicans. UPDATE: Thompso

Red Rooster Is Trialling Grog Delivery So Get Ready For A Rippa Roll And Froffie Combo

“With summer and party season approaching, Red Rooster is now putting a trial in place,” the press release said. The delivery service offers an array of beer, wine, rum, vodka, or bourbon, but the orders are limited to a six-pack or bottle of wine per order. The research team from Red Rooster said their drinks menu “represents the perfect pairing” for the items on their menu. As it stands, alcohol delivery is only available if you order from the Ascot Vale, Doncaster, Hampton, Karingal, North

UK Police Release Image Of Burglar And We're Pretty Sure It's Ross From 'Friends'

Police in the UK are on the lookout for a thief that looks uncannily like 'Ross' from hit sitcom 'Friends'. Police in the British coastal town of Blackpool put out an image of a man wanted for questioning over a theft at a local restaurant, and the bloke's resemblance to David Schwimmer, aka 'Ross Geller' from 'Friends', is ridiculous. And it's safe to say that when the image was released on their Facebook page with the caption 'do you recognise this man?', Blackpool police were bombarded with

Apparently A Bunch Of Magpies Are Mercilessly Swooping Politicians At Parliament House

Parliament House is reportedly under siege by a couple of magpies. Apparently the magpies have been mercilessly swooping politicians and staff as they walk around the lawns and gardens of Parliament House. The swooping has become such an issue that The Age reported that senators had raised the issue with the Department of Parliamentary Services on Monday. “There's been a number of attacks on people by magpies here while people have been eating their lunches,” one of the department's executive

Canada Has Almost Run Out Of Weed Two Days After Legalising It

It seems the people of Canada have been enjoying themselves over the past weekend. The Canadian government passed legislation that legalised the recreational use of marijuana earlier this year, and those laws came into effect on Wednesday. As of the following Friday, weed supplies in Canada had almost run out - a whole two days since it became legalised. “We expected, you know, certain strains might run out and there would be a bit of a run on supply,” Bill Blair, a former Toronto police chie

Chris Hemsworth Picked Up A Hitchhiker And Took Them On A Chopper Ride To Byron Bay

Chris Hemsworth has continued his gloried run as arguably the best bloke in Australia. Hollywood megastar, Chris Hemsworth had just arrived back in Brisbane and was on his way back to his home in Byron Bay when he spotted an American hitchhiker, Scott Hildebrand. Being the good bloke he is, Hemsworth and his mate Luke Zocchi picked up the hitchhiker and took him with them to Byron, by the way of private helicopter... After picking him up in their car, Hemsworth revealed to Hildebrand that the

US Mascot Annihilates It's Dick By Accidentally Shooting Himself With T-Shirt Gun

This might be the funniest thing on the internet at the moment. Spare a thought for Chip the Buffalo, the mascot of the University of Colorado Boulder‘s football team. As Chip was trying to gee up the crowd with some free merchandise, gleefully delivered through the awesomeness of a T-short gun, Chip had the ultimate nightmare scenario. After packing the gun with an XXL Buffalo's t-shirt, Chip accidentally had the gun pointed the wrong way, and when pulling the trigger, instead of firing the

There's An Instagram Account That's Just People Narrowly Missing Their Train

We've all been there; sprinting to catch the train only for it's doors to close inches away from your face as if it were mocking you. Now, thanks to a genius Instagram account, you can laugh along at others suffering the same torment. Feast your eyes on Missed Ya Bus, an Instagram account that exclusively posts videos of people narrowly missing their train/bus. We don't know why we this is so funny, but we can't stop laughing.

This Nine Year Old Has Australia's Greatest Mullet

Forget Jason Gillespie, Warwick Capper or Jason Donovan; Australia has a new mullet king, and he's only nine years old! Baird Garrett, from Onslow in north-west WA, has been turning heads with this luscious mop of golden locks. But not only has Baird provided Australia, if not the World, with the greatest haircut we've ever seen, it's all for a great cause, with the young fella growing his hair out for charity. Baird was continually getting stopped in the street by strangers asking for a self